The Dean – Game 1 Recap

Game 1 had nothing we expected happened other than the final score. Steph Curry and Clay Thompson combined for only 20 points yet the Warriors beat the Cavs by 15. Yeah I know I’m biased against LeBron, but I know how to talk sports so lets go.   Key Stats Cavs Bench- 10 Points     …

The Dean – Best Invention ever Invented

A pants’ zipper is the greatest invention that has ever been invented. When I was younger I really thought they were the stupidest things ever and I’d just pull down my pants to my ankles. Not anymore baby not anymore. They have so many great uses. For when you’re dressed nicely with your pants tucked…

The Hammer- Why Matters Should be Solved Over Games of 2K

Now a days, humans are so uncivilized. People try solving their disputes through physical means and creating dangerous situations. You immature baffoons! There is no need for civil court when we have NBA 2K16.  2K can be used to solve literally any problem. Two guys fighting over a girl? Easy. I’ll whoop you by 20…

The Hammer-Best Sayings Ever Made

There are a lot of sayings in the English vocabulary that just have a certain ring to it and roll off the tongue well. This will go over some of the best saying in all time history. Now just be warned that some of these sayings may just be a manifest of my imagination, but…

O – 8 Ball pool hacker 

Well I’m actually mega butt hurt right now. I just lost a 100k game in 8 ball pool to a hacker… I had a little over 200k coins and my friends in physics were just like ” Eric you wont play a 50k game” so I did. And I won. Easily. Then I had over…

OG – The Chance Chicago’s looking for.

The recently released mixtape Coloring Book by Chance The Rapper features many current day influential artists such as Kanye West and Young Thug, while putting a gospel twist on the rap genre. Being born in West Chatham, Chance The Rapper experienced firsthand the crime that was rooted in the heart of Chicago. Disliking the lifestyles of those around him he decided…

The Dean – The Truth Behind Progress Report Comments

As progress reports come out students are worrying about the meaning of the comments teachers leave them. In order to help all of you out here are the true meanings of progress report comments. Satisfactory Work – You’re not doing bad. You’re not doing good. Just keep riding the wave bro.   Work Needs Improvement– I know…

The Hammer- Coffee Addiction is Serious and Real

Caffeine: the most hardcore drug besides cocaine, and coincidentally, has similar effects of cocaine.  I’m actually a recovering coffee addict and here’s my story. I formerly drank two large iced black coffees every single morning. If I didn’t get my daily fix, I’d get itchy, baggy eyed, tired, and feel a lack of motivation. I…

O – Rip in peace but I Did Predict This 

I am absolutely disgusted, however I did predict this happening. Since my post yesterday about the bison calf being taken into the car, the calf has been euthanized. No big deal, but i did predict this. You wanna know why?? It’s because it’s family rejected him after being in contact with the humans that took…

The Dean – A Review of Junior Prom

Lincoln held its billionth annual prom at the Crown Plaza last Friday and to say the least it was an interesting night. We started off the night on one of the craziest party buses of all time. Some people think they are overrated and I partly agree, but when you get on that bus and…