The Dean – Game 1 Recap

Game 1 had nothing we expected happened other than the final score. Steph Curry and Clay Thompson combined for only 20 points yet the Warriors beat the Cavs by 15. Yeah I know I’m biased against LeBron, but I know how to talk sports so lets go.   Key Stats Cavs Bench- 10 Points     …

BDek – The Extremely Unfortunate Demise of Johnny Football

Johnny Fucking Football. A true American legend. Most electric player in college football history. Made All-American defensemen look silly every Saturday while probably still hungover from the night before. Wins the Heisman as a true freshman, and probably should’ve won it again as a sophomore. Declares for the draft, and slips all the way to…

The Hammer- Message to All Shitty Baseball Umpires

You haven’t talked to a baseball player before if you’ve never heard of a complaint about ballsac umpires.  I feel as though umpires are innately born braindead straight out of the womb and parents know that it’s a message from God that their child was destined to become an umpire. Would you be happy that…

The Dean – I Know what went Wrong with the Spurs

I know exactly what happened to the Spurs last night. A great regular season team turned into a bust during the playoffs. The one difference: Manu Ginobili’s haircut. Manu is known as and needs to be the guy with full black hair that you can see all around the bald spot. If it aint broke…

O – Sanders wants a Lambo from Osweiler

Lmaooo Emanuel Sanders wants Brock Osweiler to buy him a Lambo. Why is he even asking him this. Sanders should be thanking Brock for helping them get to the Super Bowl. Osweiler is getting paid 13 million dollars more per year than Sanders is. Sanders season in 2015 season was not even that good. He…

O – Mother’s Day rant 

Before I say anything I’d just like to say that I love my mom. However I’m just sitting here watching the Red Sox Yankees game and everyone and everything on the field is decked out in pink; the balls, the jerseys, the cleats, the hats, the bats and even the umps. Yeah we get it,…

The Dean – Rocket’s Wanted Big Haul for Howard

Really? Really Houston? This team is the biggest problem Houston has had other then the guys stuck in the space ship thing. Dwight Howard is probably the most overrated player in basketball. Dude averages like 10 and 10 but has a body harder than a brick wall. I know a lot of people say this…