The Hammer-Is Drake Actually Funny?

This past Saturday, Drake was the featured star on Saturday Night Live. Performing the likes of a mock skit based off of his diss song “Back to Back”, Drake showed us a side of him that honestly left me appalled. I’m used to the lame ass Drake that running up and down the sidelines of…

The Dean – Wait, is there a Cure to Cancer?

So in order to graduate I need to complete some community service so I decided to help some friends out with a car wash. My simple job was to hold a sign saying come get your car washed to help the American Cancer Society. Seemed simple enough until a giant black truck drives past me,…

The Hammer- Why Women Are Lucky to Fix Ugliness With Makeup 

I’m just getting home from my Prom night, seeing girls dressed up and doused in makeup. I couldn’t help but think to myself like WTF. Why does that girl look pretty tonight when she’s usually ugly as asbestos. Then it dawned on me: makeup. It’s the makeup that’s making these girls look baddddddd (bad in…

BDek – Canada is Making Us All Look Bad Again

Yahoo News  – A teenager from Quebec has discovered an ancient Mayan city without leaving his province’s borders. Gadoury is a 15-year-old student from Saint-Jean-de-Matha in Lanaudière, Quebec. The precocious teen has been fascinated by all things Mayan for several years, devouring any information he could find on the topic. During his research, Gadoury examined…