The Dean – Finals Week

God dammit. This is just awful. People fucking warned me about how it was going to be, but  I end up being the dumbass that didn’t listen.

The dumbest part about this whole thing is that the finals are worth like 50% of your total grade. So I’m here on my calculator, trying to crunch the numbers and this shit don’t add up. So… how do you pass? here are a few tips to keep your parents happy with the grades.

  1. Coffee Coffee Coffee
  2. Don’t even try to pretend that sleep is a thing
  3. Last minute studying on the way to the exam is key
  4. Get an A
  5. Coffee
  6. Netflix on the other half of your computer screen


There you go A+’s for everyone. Feeling like Oprah rn.


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