Now a days, humans are so uncivilized. People try solving their disputes through physical means and creating dangerous situations. You immature baffoons! There is no need for civil court when we have NBA 2K16.
2K can be used to solve literally any problem. Two guys fighting over a girl? Easy. I’ll whoop you by 20 in 2K while Mbah a Moute dunks in your face. She’s mine now. You take my gatorade at lunch? Screw you dude, now taste the wrath of my virtual Steve Nash let one rip in your eye. Boom.
It shouldn’t be that easy, but it really is. Let’s stop being immature by actually talking things out or fighting, grow up, and just play some 2K.