I’m just getting home from my Prom night, seeing girls dressed up and doused in makeup. I couldn’t help but think to myself like WTF. Why does that girl look pretty tonight when she’s usually ugly as asbestos. Then it dawned on me: makeup.
It’s the makeup that’s making these girls look baddddddd (bad in the best way possible, you know what I’m talking about boys). If ugly girls can fix their faces by using makeup, then boys should be able to too, damn it! But then if a guy wears makeup, they’re called a homo. Double standards much? Sha-yeahhhhhh.
So here’s what I propose: either allow men to wear makeup or makeup is outlawed for women. Pick your poison, society.