– A teenager from Quebec has discovered an ancient Mayan city without leaving his province’s borders. Gadoury is a 15-year-old student from Saint-Jean-de-Matha in Lanaudière, Quebec. The precocious teen has been fascinated by all things Mayan for several years, devouring any information he could find on the topic. During his research, Gadoury examined 22 Mayan constellations and discovered that if he projected those constellations onto a map, the shapes corresponded perfectly with the locations of 117 Mayan cities. Incredibly, the 15-year-old was the first person to establish this important correlation, reported the Journal de Montreal over the weekend.
Honestly don’t even know where to begin with this one. Wasn’t really planning on talking about a news article on here but this is just madness. First, how are you going to tell me that of all people to discover an entire city it’s a 15 year old kid… Jesus, when I was 15 I was memorizing the words to 6 Foot 7 Foot and ding dong ditching naked. Says a lot about Canada, and also says a whole lot about the U.S.. Second, look at this kid:
No way he’s 15. No way. I have a feeling this kid is about 11 years old, and Canada was like “well shit, the world ain’t ready. Let’s just say that he’s 15 to make it better.” Makes it no better. Nice try Canada, I see right through your bullshit. It’s clear that this kid was simply twiddling his thumbs, passing the time waiting for his balls to drop while he came across this city.
At this point Canada is just rubbing it in our face that they’re better than us. We have a grown ass orange man in a toupée saying he’s gunna build a wall to separate us from Mexico, and meanwhile Canada has some real life Jimmy Neutron discovering cities like it’s a god damn crossword puzzle. The U.S. is just taking L’s all over the place and it’s embarrassing.