The Dean – Rocket’s Wanted Big Haul for Howard

Really? Really Houston? This team is the biggest problem Houston has had other then the guys stuck in the space ship thing.

Dwight Howard is probably the most overrated player in basketball. Dude averages like 10 and 10 but has a body harder than a brick wall. I know a lot of people say this but if literally any person in the world had that body other than Dwight Howard they would be the greatest basketball player to ever live.

Orlando Magic v Sacramento Kings
(Photo by Rocky Widner/NBAE via Getty Images)

I mean look at that, vanes popping out everywhere, hand longer than a shoe box, but a tiny ass head.

I don’t know maybe it’s just me because I like people that actually win championships and are the GOAT instead of just pretending to be one. I don’t think he’s worth a thing of twirlers and a soda if we are being honest and that’s why Houston has a problem if they wanted that much for someone who hurts a team more than helps.

PS- Can we legitimately talk about Dwight’s head for a second. It looks like it hasn’t changed size since he was like 4. I feel like that picture would look the same if I just replaced his head with a baby’s head.

Oh wait.



Yup twins.


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