The Hammer- I.T. Needs Compensation and He Needs it Now

If you’re a Celtics fan, you’ve come to appreciate all that Isaiah Thomas has brought to the city of Boston. Being a joke in eastern conference just a few years ago, I.T’s rise to superstardom made waves throughout the NBA and culminated last season by leading the Celtics to the eastern conference finals against LeBron…

The Hammer- America’s Struggles Through the Lens of a Simpleton

I’m not one for serious talk- in fact, quite the opposite actually. One conversation with me and I’m sure that you’d be asking yourself “Is he on the spectrum or is he just that immature,” something that I have come to half-fully accept. However, this past week has sparked a serious nerve with me, something…

The Dean – Julian Edelman can read a Book to me any day 

Holy shit. Julien Edelman dressed like an absolute rockstar about to go out to a screamin crowd in Boston. Would have never expected it to be a picture book reading to young kids. Where can I sign up to get read night time stories by Julien?  Pics via Patriots snapchat

Salois- Salwa

It is an honor to be a part of this new start up with some great people. I’m from Boston, MA and grew up living your average American life. Played your average American sports and lived a good life of partying and studying, no complaints. Here I am looking to write some blog action. Probably…

The Dean – Klay Thompson Chill out bro

Klay Thompson went absolutely OFF yesterday. Like OFF. He scored 60 points in just 29 minutes and Steve Kerr had to take him out, which is what I mainly want to talk about. Klay, why’d you have to do that to the Pacers . Why you gotta do it to them. The poor team is…

The Dean – Finals Week

God dammit. This is just awful. People fucking warned me about how it was going to be, but  I end up being the dumbass that didn’t listen. The dumbest part about this whole thing is that the finals are worth like 50% of your total grade. So I’m here on my calculator, trying to crunch…

The Dean – I’m Back

Ahhh how sweet it is. People underestimate how great of a feeling it is to just write down whatever is on your mind and have (very few) people read it. I guess that’s why finstas have blown the fuck up. The point is I enjoy saying stupid things and people consider them hot takes so…

The Dean – Game 1 Recap

Game 1 had nothing we expected happened other than the final score. Steph Curry and Clay Thompson combined for only 20 points yet the Warriors beat the Cavs by 15. Yeah I know I’m biased against LeBron, but I know how to talk sports so lets go.   Key Stats Cavs Bench- 10 Points     …

The Dean – Best Invention ever Invented

A pants’ zipper is the greatest invention that has ever been invented. When I was younger I really thought they were the stupidest things ever and I’d just pull down my pants to my ankles. Not anymore baby not anymore. They have so many great uses. For when you’re dressed nicely with your pants tucked…