The Dean – Julian Edelman can read a Book to me any day 

Holy shit. Julien Edelman dressed like an absolute rockstar about to go out to a screamin crowd in Boston. Would have never expected it to be a picture book reading to young kids. Where can I sign up to get read night time stories by Julien?  Pics via Patriots snapchat

Salois- Salwa

It is an honor to be a part of this new start up with some great people. I’m from Boston, MA and grew up living your average American life. Played your average American sports and lived a good life of partying and studying, no complaints. Here I am looking to write some blog action. Probably…

The Dean – Klay Thompson Chill out bro

Klay Thompson went absolutely OFF yesterday. Like OFF. He scored 60 points in just 29 minutes and Steve Kerr had to take him out, which is what I mainly want to talk about. Klay, why’d you have to do that to the Pacers . Why you gotta do it to them. The poor team is…

The Dean – Finals Week

God dammit. This is just awful. People fucking warned me about how it was going to be, but  I end up being the dumbass that didn’t listen. The dumbest part about this whole thing is that the finals are worth like 50% of your total grade. So I’m here on my calculator, trying to crunch…

The Dean – I’m Back

Ahhh how sweet it is. People underestimate how great of a feeling it is to just write down whatever is on your mind and have (very few) people read it. I guess that’s why finstas have blown the fuck up. The point is I enjoy saying stupid things and people consider them hot takes so…

The Dean – Game 1 Recap

Game 1 had nothing we expected happened other than the final score. Steph Curry and Clay Thompson combined for only 20 points yet the Warriors beat the Cavs by 15. Yeah I know I’m biased against LeBron, but I know how to talk sports so lets go.   Key Stats Cavs Bench- 10 Points     …

The Dean – Best Invention ever Invented

A pants’ zipper is the greatest invention that has ever been invented. When I was younger I really thought they were the stupidest things ever and I’d just pull down my pants to my ankles. Not anymore baby not anymore. They have so many great uses. For when you’re dressed nicely with your pants tucked…

The Hammer- Why Matters Should be Solved Over Games of 2K

Now a days, humans are so uncivilized. People try solving their disputes through physical means and creating dangerous situations. You immature baffoons! There is no need for civil court when we have NBA 2K16.  2K can be used to solve literally any problem. Two guys fighting over a girl? Easy. I’ll whoop you by 20…

The Hammer-Best Sayings Ever Made

There are a lot of sayings in the English vocabulary that just have a certain ring to it and roll off the tongue well. This will go over some of the best saying in all time history. Now just be warned that some of these sayings may just be a manifest of my imagination, but…